I thought this was all settled in the case of Finders v. Keepers

And you need to stop being so cynical. If they find it, I couldn't care less whether they make a profit or not. People have made money by finding the Titanic too, and there's still an important historical significance there too, no?

welp, neverrrrrrrmind then

"My God, that's the most illegally parked car I've ever seen!"

Marussia's late season sponsorship options have all gone down the tubes.

About $2.95 here in South Eastern Wisconsin

I beg to differ. Sure there's no "need" for windows, but watching the world go by at Mach .85 is the whole reason I love flying.

I would much rather opt for planes with EXTRA LARGE WINDOWS. I hate those tiny little port holes.

The worst part of this? They still can't match the shittyness of any Midwestern road in the spring.

Best story I have isn't mine, but someone on my floor in my dorm during my freshman year of college. There's some sort of commotion across the hall, yelling and all that, and one of the guys comes tearing out of the room. There was a bat in the room, so naturally people came in to try and help him catch it. It was…

When I was 16 I lived in a house with my mother and grandma. My room was the total other side of the house and grandma never came in anyway. So one random Sunday afternoon mom was at work and Grandma's in her room, so I begin the session. I am beating away furiously when suddenly I realize my grandma is standing…

Word of caution to all of you new parents out there: it's exhausting having a newborn in the house, and you have zero privacy piled onto your sleep deprivation.

"I opened the bathroom door with a big smile on my face and look up to see my dad (who is a Lutheran pastor) looking right at me in disgust. He either thinks I'm doing what I'm actually doing, or he thinks I'm beating off with syrup " Hahahahahahhaah, thank you deadspin. I'm now ready to start my weekend. Hahahahahha

My guess is that they found it, made some kind of back-channel deal with the Russians to keep it out of the public eye, and now it's mysteriously "gone away."

I think my supervisor is sleeping with his boss.

It's suppose to be done like this...

This is my all time favorite runaway vehicle video

That said; these little flat spots being circular makes them "cupholders" as much as me launching a Bud Light can with a lacrosse stick makes me an athlete.