God damn Philly Zoo isn’t fit to park a Yugo.

Is it bad that this was my first thought as well?

Youd never know that driving there.

Hi I’m Andy and I would drink Pepsi over Coke any day of the week.

It wasn’t just a pass. it was a pass for the win.

I will believe the pot story because i worked next to a tech who would steal pot if he found it in a car. He always said “not like they’re gonna call the cops.”

Start it at 4:18

One of these things is not like the other....

Turned it on just in time to see the guy trying to crawl out the window and getting swarmed by cops

You have some cute friends.

Could also be behind the time depending on what year its in.

Did someone really think that might be a problem?

I coughed and gagged just looking at all that smoke. Awesome.

This needs much more explanation

That's covered by warranty right?

I would be 100% ok if Chicago meant Milwaukee. Mainly because i live in Milwaukee and would love to fly to Europe without needing O'hare

In more ways then one