The buses have clown car technology that was developed by the CIA and DARPA. 

Make no mistake, both of my brain cells are focused on pwing libs right now.

I’M A GHOSTBUS, BITCH

You cannot use reason to get someone out of a position they didn’t use reason to arrive at in the first place.

I’d give you more stars but there’s a white panel van parked up the street. It’s marked but they’re probably phoney markings to through me off.

Waiting for the Rand Corporation and Reverse Vampires to become part of the lore.

Desert means “dry” not “hot.” That lack of moisture in the air leads to much hotter hots, and like an air conditioner, much colder colds.

FYI, Brawn is talking about degrees Celsius, which is about 35 ~ 45 in American degrees. Lol.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

Same with the Wrangle JLU.

rear-ended a pickup truck while lane-splitting like a fucking moron.

The shooting isn’t going to start in any serious way. Because as soon as the shooting starts, Chinese exports stop. The US also stops paying China on any and all debt and seizes and freezes all Chinese assets in the US. And then the Chinese economy collapses. China has the minor dilemma that they can’t actually feed…

Holy cow no. That white car smacked its nose right into the truck. The truck was going at a consistent speed, and that SUV should’ve seen him coming a mile away through the side view mirror. Not only that, he braked into the lane he was changing to — braked in front of a freakin big rig. You don’t just brake-check a…

If you really believe that, you really have no idea how wrong you are.

Woof. The differential speed of the white SUV and the truck wasn’t remarkable until the former realized he was about to rear-end someone. That was a combo brake-check lane change, which is very not good thing to do.

Hah. You are blacklisted from Turo... As if it’s not exactly the opposite situation where you’d never touch them again with a 30ft pole.

What? You’re trolling, right?

Other hint - pulling out of a lane of stopped traffic into one that is flowing is likewise tough. And your fault if you’re the one making the lane change.

I sincerely hope you told whomever was responsible for that invoice to eat a bag of dicks. 

This is an absolutely ridiculous and borderline communist infringement of our freedoms!! Golf Cart rights are one of the single most important issues facing our state, it attacks the heart of our culture. This is a slippery slope and they’ll be trying to make it illegal to drive golf carts drunk next.