Needs an insta-kill 180 decapitation move like Barbarian on the Spectrum or I’m out.

Wildlands beta then some VR with my mates tomorrow then I’m off for a week so I might go grab Nioh on Tuesday or Resi 7, maybe even Yakuza 0. Decisions!!!

We had the MegaMac in the UK but all they’d done was add a third burger and a fourth bit of bun. Thing was so tall my usual Big Mac clutch couldn’t keep it together and invariably the extra bun n burger made for a quick escape out the back.

No but its easy to find a persons online persona and crucify them for any comments they make against the conpany on social media or forums. But yeah, unlikely they’ve heard of Kotaku.

Dunno if you made it far enough but the part where you had to jump from one train to the other can f**k right off!

I enjoyed it to a point but as soon as I got bored I gathered enough stuff to fill my ship with warp fuel and hammered it to the centre. Poof! Right back to the start and an immediate feeling I’d wasted almost 100 hours looking at the same stuff and powering through constant game crashes and lost progress. Still…

WD2 is one of the few games I have got the full 100% cos it was pretty easy to get them. I actually did the same as you, but I’d done it with the drone, so I just flew it down the hole and pushed the button down there and it went back up.

Back when I had a Gamecube I had made it all the way to the final boss in True Crime: Streets of LA. I just couldn’t beat him. All he did was block evey attack, countered every throw and then kicked my ass. After several fruitless attempts, I calmly removed the disc and threw it like a frisbee right out the living…

Not kiddie porn but I did have a deaf couple in who couldn’t get a mobile data dongle to work. I fired up the laptop and was presented with a wallpaper of his girlfriend stark bollock naked, legs akimbo. It was an interesting start to the appointment.

This ^^

It seems to be different here in the UK, if you take it to the GeekSquad they seem to just tell you to go see the o2 Guru regardless of what network you’re on. I swear to god, 70% of my appointments come from Carphone Warehouse cos their staff just sell the kit then kick them out the door with zero assistance. Don’t…

Well I picked up The Old Blood in the xbox sale for £7 so I’m gonna see if I can batter through that. I also picked up Ratchet & Clank in the PSN sale and enjoyed what I played of it the other day so I might tackle that. I also finally managed to get Move controllers so I bought Batman, Lethal VR and The Brookhaven…

Just bought Dragon Quest Builders in the UK sale, totally consumed my life. So it’ll be mostly that with a good Scottish hangover on New Years Day then maybe do some more Survival in The Division. I’ll need something sedate anyways.

Co-op invading is still hilariously one sided and a little broken. It’s as simple as walking up to the hacker, shooting them with the tazer and hiding behind a wall until the bar fills up. It should work more like single player invasions, the invaders can’t kill or KO but the person being invaded should have to either…

I’m really hoping my local store in the UK gets early copies cos I can’t wait til Friday. I’m so excited to finally get to play TLG and I feel like a kid waiting for Christmas right now. I’ve watched trailers but I’ve avoided the recent gameplay demo as I want to experience as much as I can for myself. My Mrs has…

Maybe it’s just that we can get away with it a bit more in Glasgow due to our “friendly banter” but if anyone speaks to me or one of the guys in my store like that (I work mobile retail) the general response is “who the fuck do you think you are and why the fuck do you think you have the right to speak to anyone like…

Aye, seems an odd choice. Luckily I have a Nexus tablet as well as my iPhone so I can still give it a look.

A swear in a message to a friend who has accepted said friendship should get through. A hate filled slur from someone not on your friend list should get censored and the sender gets three strikes and your banned for 48 hours. If you’re mate did it for a laugh, kick their ass.

I’m not a PC gamer these days but this kind of article always interest me. It’s such a fascinating universe the players have created for themselves. I could see it working if it was done a bit like the documentary/propaganda bits of Starship Troopers. A history of the EVE universe. I’d watch it.

It makes me a bit sweary every now and again but there’s little moments of brilliance that keep reminding me how good the game is. The spawns can be a real pain at times, I spawned and got back stabbed 3 times in a row earlier. Very frustrating.