For now, I will say this: watching Westbrook heave up 33 shots in a losing effort feels different than watching vintage Bryant do the same.

I do the same with my cat.

The good news is that when the revolution comes, all the billionaires will be in one place.

Literally everyone in that stadium owes their employment to engineering. Not sure what your angle is. Also, the city was an island of blue in the election so your HOT TAEK is cold and wrong 2x.

You must have Houston confused with another southern city.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

Or not lose the ball like it just turned into one of the glowing stones from Temple of Doom

So, I actually like the playcalling a lot... But JESUS, have the guy slide once he gets the 1st Down!

I might’ve been convinced to be on their side until I saw that quote.

No Holiday Bowl??

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

Oh man, 413 stars and I don’t get the joke. This is like the time I didn’t know about the Mannequin Challenge until after Jerry Jones...

Just imagine if Bowles gets canned---he can be the Fisheriest, Jetsiest hire ever.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

It's quite obvious to me that the other teams are going to have to shut the fuck down.