You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

You know, I enjoy the motorsport for what it is. But I really hate that they glamorize the wrecks in this. They show them in the previews. They highlight them in the marketing. The announcers even say “if you’re looking for big wrecks, you’re in the right spot.”

First marbula one, now this...

I know it’s derivative, but I enjoyed ‘The Force Awakens’, and I’m one of those people who liked ‘The Last Jedi’ a whole lot. But ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ will go down as one of the all-time cinematic bed-shittings in history.

Did he Dark Side Force his shits away too?

Emperor Palpatine was gay, and very much in love with Plagueis, JK Rowling confirms.

Yeesh, what a fucking mess this whole trilogy has been. Now let us never speak of it again

Almost trashed a rental car and got divorced all within seconds at that corner.

I don’t know when they changed the recipe but I don’t think it’s just nostalgia talking when I say modern creme eggs are nothing like I remember as a kid or even a teenager. I remember rich, gooey, flavorful filling and now it’s usually semi-solid sugar with next to no taste other than ‘overly sweet’. 

You should set every Cadbury Egg on fire because they’re garbage.

From this joker’s ad:

Part of the enjoyment of Nascar is the fact that a lot of the pit positions require a lot of fitness and skill. I think a lot of Jalopnik commentators who complain aren’t watching anyway and won’t be attracted no matter what engineering changes they make.

All the NASCAR fans will blame the Democrats for the change.

That’s what they sound like in regular clothes, too!

Because you only have one sewer line leaving your house?

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

Obviously fake. A toilet bowl full of Orbeez isn’t going to cripple an entire neighbourhood. They aren’t Tribble, they don’t reproduce.

“sort of a cool thing,” but that it’s hard to “depict responsibly” in a Disney movie

This movie had a $125 million production budget. And another $65 million in marketing.

There are few things less cool than “Child/Tween in a suit and shades.”