Lame Man's 24hrs

And Ted Cruz

Snakes are good critters. Please vilify mosquitoes, or fleas and ticks.

You are the hero we don’t deserve.

Michelin bringing the wrong tires to the race killed the US GP at Indy. If it was just Bridgestone, we might still be racing there. 

If you use the URL https://www.avclub.com/latest it will take you to a page that looks like the old one, with a chronological feed.

I’m just here to complain about the content vomit on the front page.  But good for Crouse for having a healthy outlook on everything.

isn’t he the sultan of Bahrain?

You expect a trailer NOT to have a slowed down, sad cover of a popular song?  I was gunning for “I Want Candy” myself.

Paramount? No, this film is distributed by Universal.

It is trash and only trash people could possibly like it.

I’m just here to complain about the new segregated-by-section main page format, because the previous sequential format made it easier to see what I’d missed since the last time I avoided doing wor...home. Since the last time I’d avoided doing home.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Third Piss.

Steven Seagal is Under Indictment. 

Unfortunately, that doesn’t fit the Steven Seagal movie title pattern. It has to be able to start with “Steven Seagal is (possible article) “Movie Title”.
So, “Steven Seagal is Hard to Kill.”
“Steven Seagal is A Dangerous Man.”
“Steven Seagal is Under Siege.”
“Steven Seagal is The Glimmer Man.”
“Steven Seagal is the Merce…

Octopissy

Thunderbladder

Martin Scorsese thinks you aren’t cinema.

Is it because Billie Eilish sings so slowly?

No Time to Pee