Reginald Von Goosehauftenbrau

I want this.

Is it safe to assume that someone’s mouth will write a check that their body would dishonor for nonsufficient finds?

It’s Skins vs. Skins in an all out homo-erotic grunt fest.

Way to bury the lede - SHIRTLESS FOOTBALL!

As someone here said last week. If they don’t stick the landing it’s the journey. That landing I think came very close. To humanize a superhero/god in the moments of death Manhattan/Cal was genuinely great and it was surprisingly moving. The mechanics to get there were fine in a kind of techno-forward dance club…

There’s one question I do have: who the fuck is Lube Man?

A few pics already leaked online of the car without camo:

Anyone else feel like they no longer give a damn about cinematic trailers? I either want to see game play or in-engine shenanigans. I just get bored by these cinematic trailers that really give us no sense of the game itself. 

Nothing matters because it won’t come to the US. :(

While certainly not an “obscure” game, DE:HR always stuck out to me in the way it handled some of its characters, particularly those setup to be obviously bad guys but wern’t quite. Also good ending sequence that was in a similar vein to Mass Effect 3 but worked a whole lot better IMO.

Please don’t continue to promote this fucking idiot. His videos show a blantant disregard for safety and I’m shocked that more folks aren’t taking an issue with this.
I’m the last person to pass judgement about driving like a maniac but I restrain myself to wide open roads with no folks about.
It’s obvious this DB…

Am I going to be the only one who thinks this guy is a moron doing this on public roads? Especially a burnout and hitting the nitrous on a road lined with peoples personal cars. Or damaging speed bumps in a retailers parking lot. That and I just cant stand his presentation in general.

So here is the deal: you can’t regulate the speed people drive. Can’t be done.

Remember when everyone called the Scion XB and the Honda Element boxes on wheels?

They just need to sell Ford loot boxes. For $100 a pop you can open one and hope that it has an option you want for your vehicle. It will mostly be terrible paint colors and ugly plaid patterns for your seats, but you can always hope.

Love Lizzo but I’m with this guy:

It is not a cool, good, fun look. She is just wearing a giant ugly black tee with the ass cut out of it.When she has her hands raised, as in the included picture, she is about as square and boxy looking as SpoungeBob SquarePants.

I’m an adult who doesn’t want any ones bare ass in my face at a sports event. Twerk or no twerk. We already get to see this level of “please look at me” at the beach, and from thirsty ass celebrities on red carpets. When did not being a prude turn into hanging out ones whole ass with a string over their anus in a…

... does your friend have “Ass Cop” on their resume and where can I endorse them on LinkedIn?