To be fair, having a nuclear weapon is the one proven way to keep the US from invading you.
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Much like Chevy Chase on Community, it’s just *weird* to see people (largely successfully) doing the same edgy-ish humor they were *40* years ago.
Yeah, I consider this the one bit of Ranch Creep I cannot countenance. Bleu cheese + heat is amazing, way better than heat + ranch.
I also like that they don’t state that the suggestion is *inaccurate*.
Yeah, I got a few paragraphs in before I doublechecked and realized it was from *before Pearl Harbor*.
Until I read:
Yeah, I tried that in court, but I still had to pay the fine for my “trivial and commonplace” speeding.
And if a white person records a rock song while wearing a cowboy hat and affecting a twang, they call it country.
If anyone can make you take a batshit insane criminal in clownwhite seriously, it’s this guy.
Well, let’s take it up with the professional word-definers, shall we?
I’d argue that “Just Egg” implies an egg-based product with no additives (and probably copious “Non-GMO” branding). If somebody marketed almond or soy milk as “Just Milk”, I think you’d have a case they’re being deceptive.
“I mean, who among us *hasn’t* threatened to murder an ex over child visitation?”
And the weed, but yeah, that pales in the face of cannibalism...assuming the DJ was human.
I hate the Yankees too, but they at least pretty consistently win. The Knicks and Cowboys haven’t been relevant for the past decade.
“Poturalski, a native of the Buffalo suburb of Williamsville...”
“...I still subscribe to MLB.TV...”
For less than the cost of a Brewers ticket, you can go to a Mallards game and get endless beer and (decent) ballpark food.
...this is the first time I’ve heard Paul Rudd’s middle name. Technically, I think most Americans have three (or more) names, most of us just rarely use our middle name.
In an age where more games come out than *anyone* can conceivably play, making a move that gets you on every Proud-Boy-wannabe’s radar might actually gain you sales.