Yeah, I got a few paragraphs in before I doublechecked and realized it was from *before Pearl Harbor*.
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Yeah, I tried that in court, but I still had to pay the fine for my “trivial and commonplace” speeding.
And if a white person records a rock song while wearing a cowboy hat and affecting a twang, they call it country.
If anyone can make you take a batshit insane criminal in clownwhite seriously, it’s this guy.
Well, let’s take it up with the professional word-definers, shall we?
I’d argue that “Just Egg” implies an egg-based product with no additives (and probably copious “Non-GMO” branding). If somebody marketed almond or soy milk as “Just Milk”, I think you’d have a case they’re being deceptive.
“I mean, who among us *hasn’t* threatened to murder an ex over child visitation?”
And the weed, but yeah, that pales in the face of cannibalism...assuming the DJ was human.
I hate the Yankees too, but they at least pretty consistently win. The Knicks and Cowboys haven’t been relevant for the past decade.
“Poturalski, a native of the Buffalo suburb of Williamsville...”
“...I still subscribe to MLB.TV...”
For less than the cost of a Brewers ticket, you can go to a Mallards game and get endless beer and (decent) ballpark food.
...this is the first time I’ve heard Paul Rudd’s middle name. Technically, I think most Americans have three (or more) names, most of us just rarely use our middle name.
In an age where more games come out than *anyone* can conceivably play, making a move that gets you on every Proud-Boy-wannabe’s radar might actually gain you sales.
I will always remember that whenever the camera showed Fontes on the sideline, he always, *always* looked like his dog just died. So I think that makes him the Lionsest coach of all.
Just about anybody who’s been touring regularly for 15+ years is either pretty professional, or at least knows how to throw fits that don’t derail their show.
Gatorade/Powerade/etc. is easily the best thing to barf. Not significantly different than drinking it.
You cited ESPN’s “Misery Index”, and I think your methodology is a nice distinction from theirs - they are looking for the franchises that cause fans the most pain, you’re looking for the franchise that gives them the least hope. Maybe declare the Lions the “Most Hopeless” team?