Ironically, focusing on old people might be the only thing keeping them afloat, because everyone else has dropped cable.

I mean, there’s thirty teams in the NBA. If you got two championships out of LeBron’s stay, you have to count it a net win if the team recovers within the next *60* years.

Love that they have an entire series of burgers named after US states, available only in the UK.

They didn’t “dig up the password”, they’ve been posting a few times a week for a while.  I’d argue that makes this even weirder.

And the fact that somebody like Billy Ray Cyrus can see it just shows how moronic they’re being.

Some asshole left them out? If you’re asking stoners to keep perfect track of their edibles, I’ve got some bad news for you...

Exactly - it’s not packaged like a can of soda, it’s still clearly a liquor bottle. Plus, a pre-literate kid would quite reasonably think those “Stoney Patch” things are just store-brand gummies.

I’d love to know what the hell changed.  Improving from “historically awful” to “middling” is a pretty giant leap.

PAW!

It’s war.  It ends in war.  Hopefully not in my lifetime, but this will not be resolved until one side or the other is so thoroughly broken and powerless that they offer no resistance to the other.

Honestly, 99% of personal morality can be boiled down to "am I being excellent to this person?"  Fuck WWJD, I want to see AIBE wristbands.

On point 3: Joffrey’s actor, Jack Gleeson, was being told by everyone around him that he could have a long and successful career playing villains based on his excellent work on the show. Jack responded, once he was done filming, by quitting acting and pursuing a career in academia.

Moreover, this whole “spend a single night with” thing always seemed hypersensitive to me. If she wanted to remain involved with him, yeah, that’s awkward as hell, but a one-off? A lot of women could live with their husband doing something much worse than “sleeping with Renee Zellweger” if it funds their dream…

I’m going to repost this link every time folks complain about WotC not doing enough to promote the “best” MtG players:

It’s the weirdness of Twitter allowing celebrities to respond directly to people.  I don’t think Jennifer expected CJ to read her tweet, much less respond, but he did, and in a way that comes across more “exhausted waiter” than “multimillionaire celebrity athlete”.

Also, the name’s popularity dropped like a rock after ~1985, so in 20-30 years “Jennifer” will be the new “Edith”.

What, are you expecting Deadspin to praise a team *not* on either coast?

They didn’t stick their necks out quite as far as Pierce did, but they thought Milwaukee was taking a chance standing by the same game plan that got them the best regular season record.

I know plenty of Bucks fans and no Celtics fans.  This may have something to do with the fact that I live in Wisconsin, but then again I have the ability to recognize that my personal experience may not be global truth.

Yeah, it’s almost as if the distribution environment for movies was completely different 80 years ago.