I don’t give a shit what you think about me, vote for policies that will make Americans’ lives better. I get angry and passionate because milquetoast people like you can’t be bothered to feel anything but malaise and liberal peer pressure when it comes to choosing a candidate, rather than looking at the substance of a…

You’re right except they’re not terrible.

As someone who hasn’t been brain poisoned by centrists, this is very good and the Chapo folks are doing great work. Vote Bernie if you wanna win because he’s the only one drawing in people who don’t usually vote.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Can we send the writers instead?

I hereby solemnly swear that if I ever become an owner of a team, I will finance my own stadium. And food and drink prices will be reasonable. And parking will be free. And tickets will be affordable. But I will charge people extra if they insist on standing during the anthem.