Carl’s wife come’s back as a zombie. And this time, Carl’s gotta put her down for good.

It’s either rant about “woke” or acknowledge that you’re schtick just became tired and irrelevant.

When you’re used to being listened to and given adulation and money, it’s really hard to come to grips with the recognition that your prime is over and that you may be out of touch and the world will eventually move on without you. Mature people are able to work through it. But most white male boomers find it…

Not at all. His stand up was always anemic compared to his contemporaries and that’s the kindest way to describe it. I still think it was a poor choice to bookends episodes with his “what about airplanes” standpoint routines.

I honestly never liked his comedy though. No overcompensation needed.

Wealthy men always think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

None of this is really that surprising for a wealthy 70 year old guy to say, but I do wonder why he thinks anyone wants to hear it from him.

This right-wing shift happens to like 87% of male comedians past age 50.

Are you going to cover how many mid sized and smaller venues have closed in the wake of covid? Especially in those cities that aren’t the big ones. It isn’t just taylor swift-chasing hubris. Just like any context at all? This is college blog-post level analysis from that member of the group who knows they don't need…

I suspect it’s a combo of crazy ticket prices, and bands thinking they are more popular than they are, or were.  

OK, I don’t usually post in meme form, but I came across this recently...and yeah, it’s bang on:

Ah, for the old days when journalists wrote articles to answer the question asked in the headline, and not just asking the question.

My knees hurt so much

All this Crow coverage is making me feel so fucking old

Soundtrack was good. The movie, not so much

Who wants to pay an exorbitant cost to watch a sea of recording cellphones? 

The Crow, Judgment Night, and Spawn are "90s alt soundtrack" all-star. And The Crow is the only one of the movies attached to those soundtracks that's worth watching.

real answer is bbl drizzy.

The last time the “song of the summer” aligned with my tastes was 2013 when “Get Lucky” was the getting played at every pool I was at