A very happy confusion. Let’s bring them both here to get it sorted out.

This is a much better trailer than the teaser they released earlier.  Catherine O’Hara giving a lecherous Keaton an “ewww!” at the end of the clip made me laugh out loud.  In.

Goth Winona, forever the peak of Generation X hotness

THE A.I. WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED

With John F. Kennedy, no less! (Well, allegedly. Just call him Jack).

But why is that news??  What’s being reported here?  That she had a funny review of The Departed on Letterboxd?

He died about 20 years ago, saving a Texas retirement home from a mummy.

“As for the story itself...there isn’t one.”

I truly don’t understand what this article is about. It rehashes the Jennifer Lopez thing which is very old news. It mentions in passing something about The Departed but doesn’t follow though. And she had a relationship with something called Letterboxd but now she’s chilling, I guess? What is this article saying?

Good luck proving that Elvis is dead, I saw three of him in Vegas last week.

There’s no story here.

I appreciate Ayo’s goal here. I knew her from comedy podcasts before she blew up, so I wasn’t surprised by the comment. I adore Ayo, and she was not wrong about JLo. Many people in the industry probably feel the same way. I know critics and other commenters have expressed the same exhaustion and bewilderment about…

Should ‘Finding Out’ be capitalized? I know the term if f*ck around and find out...but I can’t figure a reason why it would be capitalized. Is that normal with sayings and vernacular?

As for the story itself...there isn’t one. F*ck you, AV Club. 

In his defence, Godzilla Minus One exposed how lacking nearly everyone’s films are.

Great news. I think he’s a good director but these weren’t films for him and visually they were dull, not to mention the story. Then Godzilla Minus One came along and exposed how lacking his films were

Yep. This was rubber dinosaurs at IRL Jurassic Park prices. Really GOOD rubber dinosaurs, but still.

At least with this one, you could make the argument that people weren’t going to spend a lot of time in their rooms

I’ve often thought it was a little weird that Disney didn’t give you free Disney+ at all their resorts.  At least with this one, you could make the argument that people weren’t going to spend a lot of time in their rooms, but it seems like a no brainer for them to give people a free trial with frequent opportunities…

This is frustratingly every Disney property. Stayed at Aulani a litte while back (absolutely worth it IMO), and you could do a limited "trial" of Disney+. Even Marriott has MAX in every room free for your stay; why Disney doesn't automatically have the streaming service IT OWNS in every on property room is just…