He sure has no sense of humor for a guy who hands out 90 calorie packs of unsalted almonds at Halloween.

“Why are we still talking about the Tom Brady roast?” followed by a 500+ word article about the Tom Brady roast... something something Tim Robinson in a banana suit something something...

Who is the “we” in this headline?

Nation Perplexed as Long-Standing Comedy Tradition Known for Being Mean Spirited Ends Up Being Mean Spirited

Hey, now, don’t leave kickers out of it.

What I’m getting from the news lately is that somehow very good football quarterbacks all turn out to be pea-brained morons

You can’t just abandon it.

they have every right to hire him.

Yep. For all that people like to point out Mel Gibson’s “comeback,” his post-scandal career hasn’t exactly lit the world on fire.

Call me naïve, but I’m always stunned when the wise course of action in a given situation is to simply shut the fuck up and people choose not to. Like, absolutely no one was out here saying “gee, I wonder what Sharon Stone thinks about Kevin Spacey” and yet she went out of her way to broadcast her idiot thoughts about…

Seriously. It sounds so flagrant I can’t imagine not crediting the creator of the show.

I think that’s arguably the core issue of the whole MeToo movement. Everyone is against the people who victimized them or their friends and sexual abuse in the abstract, but systemic change also requires people to stop trying to accuse the victimizers that they’re friends with, and that’s just a bridge too far for a…

Given the amount of gross behavior that Stone has definitely been the target of by powerful Hollywood figures, especially early in her career, it’s disappointing to see her on this list, especially with what appears to be a victim-blaming take.

It's crazy considering how recently Stone's been talking about abuse and coercion early in her career. It's like Mia Farrow defending Polanski. The cognitive dissonance is unreal.

Oof. I didn’t realize that. Of course, given Stephen has done the audiobooks for so long, unfortunately I guess I should have seen that one coming.

Liam Neeson had almost managed to get people to forget about that time he talked about walking down the street trying to beat up black guys with a baseball bat. Don’t drag yourself into the negative spotlight for Kevin Spacey of all people, my dude!

I just figured there isn’t much of an audience today for shows with Kevin Spacey in a lead role. No one really wants to watch him, let alone work with him.

Well, he’s been super supportive of JK Rowling this whole time. This is really just a lateral move.

Unfortunately, Reynolds has crafted a career around self-aware snark, enacting a vernacular that replaces connection with quippy observations. It’s a tone that clings to the actor like a second skin, infecting his delivery and upending his conversations

Isn’t this just a more boring version of Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends?