Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand

I’m really inspired by people who are trying to fight back but I seem to only be moving back and forth between denial, anger, and despair. It’s like I can’t progress beyond those.

nah

Same. My mom’s neighbor called last week basically to say, “all she wants to do is lay in bed and eat doritos.” and I’m like, “okay, so I will bring her more doritos. It’s fine.”

You left out a rather important part:

For us, who have never been in this situation, it seems weird, but since rapes are usually committed by people we know, I could imagine the rationalization that would occur. This woman knew him for 7 years, the first time she wasn’t injured, and the second time she was and went to get a rape kit administered. The…

My sources tell me Goodell heard about the horrible conditions a while ago but waited until he had video proof before making such a drastic move.

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

Several years ago, I went to a Chippendale’s (or imitator? can’t remember anymore) show at a casino in Minnesota and paid $20 for the “extra experience”. This involved me sitting in a chair while a stripper who either had a horse cock grafted onto his OWN cock or did some masterful stuffing writhed on me and then took…

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

So who’s real and who’s just a waxen mold with expertly sculpted nipples?

Michelle Collins is the first internet person I coveted. I read Bestweekever.tv every day until its demise (RIP) and SO MUCH of our current internet humor is owed to her own personal brand of comedy. Wherever Michelle goes, I will follow.

It’s a shame, you know? This judge had such a bright judiciary career in front of him, it is just a shame that this one little verdict will mess up his entire future.

Its both again. Joe Biden is a hard working ally of women who has used his power to advance a lot of good, who needs to apologize for his treatment of Anita Hill and, occasionally, needs to shut up and let women speak.

By this logic, Brock Turner should have just kept going to Stanford until he was convicted. Universities need processes to remove people who violate their policies.

Here’s a better mock-up

Pretty sure nearly every college campus has a list of guys to avoid. Serial date-rapists are probably much more common than the kidnapping variety described above, there just aren’t rape kits done for those unreported assaults.

For real, though, that is an incredibly dumb question.

Shit, this breaks my heart.