Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

On more than one occasion a friend has said something like “OMG, you’ll never guess what happened,” and I’ve responded “Please, don’t let it be about Tom ...” in my huskiest Crackerjacks voice. So, I feel you.

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

I wonder if she was purposely chosen as a sacrificial lamb.

All his other picks have various levels of fuckerry to them. She actually kills two birds with one stone: 1) Trump nominates her just to cover his ass because she was such a YUGE donor to the party ($200M+.) And 2) she sucked so bad at her hearing and…

This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

I mean you’re assuming that losing weight necessarily means “getting hotter” which it doesn’t. Also it’s not healthy to obsess over an ex. “I’m going to lose 20 pounds so he/she wants me back” is not the same as “I’m going to start working out and eating better because it’ll give me confidence to get back out there”.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

If you’re not looking back, may I suggest you look forward? Get involved on the local level, run for city council or school board, or get involved in the campaign of someone who you respect on the local level. If you feel voting is unproductive, there are other ways to be involved and make a difference in politics.

Ungreyed so others might see and offer better advice than I have. I wish I could offer you some brilliant advice, but I don’t have any besides the usual stuff: share your struggles with your friends and let them support you, see your therapist (even if you haven’t touched base with them in a while), and practice…

You’re being awfully selective here.

This really speaks to me. All of it. But for me it’s been six years without sex or even a kiss. (same amount of time single) The life celebration? YUP! I’ve thought about that a lot. That there will never be an event which all my friends will make 100% certain to attend for me. I’ve tried dating websites and found it…

Fellow pedant and academic administrative type here — my guess is they violated whatever passes for a code of conduct or honor code. That kind of policy has measurable outcomes (“standards”) while setting expectations for good behavior. It’s a difference only a bureaucrat could love. Yes, I’m as much fun as you would…

no. and now let’s close the polls because i am right.

What a pathetic hill to die on. If they boycotted because a rapist(s) went unpunished, that would be awesome. I’d even happily accept boycotting a game because they don’t get paid. But to boycott in support of rapists?

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand

I’m really inspired by people who are trying to fight back but I seem to only be moving back and forth between denial, anger, and despair. It’s like I can’t progress beyond those.