*surreptitiously replaces the refreshing scent bottle with a pint of raw ether*

I cannot understand what goes through people’s heads when they steal from things like this. If I found this in the woods in pristine condition, stealing parts off from it wouldn’t even cross my minds.

Where do you live that you can get anything in the world brought to you in the middle of the night through a huge traffic jam in less than 45 minutes?

As an optimist, I like to appreciate how far the British have come since the dark days of Lucas electronics. In 1974, signaling a left turn could cause anything from no lights at all to random complete electrical failures to universe-swallowing quantum singularities. A little headache from a mere paradox is a small…

Get this guy some wheels and then ask him to drive somewhere, anywhere. I want a dozen article series called “America: It’s too big”

Nice article dude, glad you’re enjoying the new bike!

It’s so close to perfect that I don’t understand why more people don’t shout about these things.

My vote’s for the 1989 Mazda B 2200 from Tremors. Without that Truck, Val, Earl and Rhonda wouldn’t have been there to save the rest of Perfection from the Graboids.

I know that Jalopnik did an article about this a few years ago, but I still feel like all of the car casting on Archer is spot on. Archer himself has a Dodge Challenger and an El Camino, both of which fit his character, and Lana has an Aston Martin which befits being a bit classier than Duchess. Cyril has the nerdiest…

The Renault 4 was another well cast car in that movie.

Rae Dawn Chong’s 1964 Sunbeam Alpine from Commando

The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Just waiting for a couple of go-getters to take it for a wash...

While I was biased to the Audi S8 and the E34 5-series in this movie, this deserves more credit from me personally...

Do animated films count? If so, how about a 1978 AMC Pacer Wagon from A Goofy Movie? What car would a character who is literally goofy as well as completely out of touch with modern times own than a 17yo AMC? 8-track player and all.

Since the Audi S8 and Peugeot 406 from Ronin have appeared how about the Mercedes 450 SEL 6.9?

It’s got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas.

Audi S8 from Ronin - something very fast... Audi S8? Something that can... Shove a little bit.

Everyone remembers the Interceptor from the 1977 (and subsequent) mad Max movies, but I walked out of the theater dreaming of those Kawasaki (Kwaka’s) Z1000's. Yeah, i’m that old. And I wanted Goose’s bike.

‘64 impala from Repo Man

This is why you properly return your shopping carts, people!