No, I believe the reason that I have never lost a 10mm tool is that I, Matt Brown, am a wizard liar.

Hey, he said it was up to US, so we’d best take our comments over there as well!

You are aware that is a global number right? And that the United States is not actually the only country in the world? (I know some Americans struggle with this....).

Does that 139 millions figure includes bots ?

Lol! Tesla running before schedule? Yeah. I’ll believe that when I see it. They can’t even meet deadlines much less beat them.

How many active Twitter users are in the market for spicy chicken nuggets vs. how many active Twitter users are in the market for a $45,000 car? Why do you think those things are comparable?

“Twitter is an excellent gauge of public interest”

The Model Y doesn't exist, he's comparing it to a Model S or X 

The thing is, most drivers who are not EV first adopters and EV fans don’t want a car that means they have to go hang out at a hipster bakery for twenty minutes if they cannot fill up at home or need to refuel on a journey. That is part of the whole lifestyle experience thing that first adopters and fans love, but…

My father is the same age as Clarkson, has had a heart attack and a stroke, and still looks at least ten years younger than him.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

But, uh, when are they going to, you know, actually make money?

To be fair, you’re a reader and commentor on Jalopnik...

Having owned many wranglers, they don’t require as much maintenance as people want to believe. More than a honda, but not performance car level. If you are a DIY person, you will be pleasantly surprised - there is tons of room.

American bosses have been actively attacking unions since the 1980s (thank you Ronald Reagan) - so that’s why the middle class is shrinking.

Bro....that’s literally THE POINT of going on strike! Holding the boss’ business hostage until he sees reason and gives in to the worker’s demands

That’s what built the American middle class, you douche

Wish I was able to get a piece of 21.8 Million paid to Marry Barra per Year.

Have you considered a union?

Maybe you should form a union and stop bitching about people fighting for what they deserve!

Yeah, but he also hated Jews.