Get a Mk7 VW Golf. Its fun, small, much roomier than you’d think and it soaked up my road trips well. It might be a little more for repairs but you’ll enjoy driving it every day and any way you need it. 

Reading 2nd place on the list

Huh... This car is so 3001. Just like the armored cars in LA during that age

Cease and desist letter incoming in 3...2... oh, it was in the junk mail folder all along, where it belongs.

*Pouring one out for the Furai*

Oh yes, because the middle east is the first place I think of when I think exciting F1. I hope they stay at these magical tracks for years to come. Maybe while they are at it, they should buy up half the grid. /s 

Does the lot look like it was owned by Danny DeVito in Matilda? Does he dress like he’s Danny DeVito in Matilda? Is it actually Danny DeVito?

In Wisconsin they use, wait for it... CHEESE BRINE! It just may stink a bit more than beets.

Not gonna lie, that last one sounds awesome... minus the added plastic waste for the environment and fact that most wraps don’t last more than 5 years without needing to be replaced. I love it, mostly because I only choose white/black cars so I can always add/change the vinyl on em. 

Mr Bean’s Mini Cooper. Its a head turner but also great fun and practical on gas for the commute to work. Plus, it takes modifications well and you get a laugh every time you irritate that Reliant Robin.

Not going to lie, when I heard Haas was the American F1 team my first reaction was “Who’s the hell is Haas?”, so quite underwhelming. If someone said it was Andretti I’d have jumped right on board because that is a name that as an American I would proudly root for because its as you said such a marquis nameplate. At…

Now on design is where I’m gonna have to stop you. From the off this thing looks like a early 2000's Mazda that they’ve been slapping facelifts on for years to make it feel relevant. I just can’t in good conscience agree that the Telsa design language is anything more than feeling like they brought over a Mazda…

I still think F1 doesn’t realize the kind of weight the Andretti name carries in America. Haas isn’t a household American name, but many people interested in or not of motorsport have heard of Andretti. I’d venture to guess as well that I’m not the only one who really never felt like Haas was America’s team more like…

I thought the plan for many of these brands is to be sustainable. How is putting parts in a car that may never use them not just creating unneeded waste?

Pacifica! Its looks are alright, but with a world flooded with SUV’s give the masses something cool to choose as an alternative. May I suggest a design similar to the original minivan? Imagine a modern interpretation of this

I can’t think of someone who would be more honored by that gesture by the WRC than him. Excuse me while I go cry some more.

Can someone over 6ft fit in it without needing to recline the seat excessively?

Look there! It’s the rare 2 door Mk7 GTI making its way to the local watering hole. This is a rare sight indeed. Jolly good photograph sir!

So... they weren’t a fan of the 2020 British GP finish? Hamilton with a 34 second lead gets a blowout on the last lap and barely nurses it home in time to take the win. That wasn’t exciting enough for you Ross?

I both hate it and adore it. 10/10