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DJI just made a weird but ultimately sensible announcement.

I don’t even care for drones in general, but this is retarded.

What a world, where someone you don’t know can render your wholly-owned purchased tech into nothingness with a push of a button. Seriously, this is insanity.

We’re all missing the crucial piece which definitively makes you an asshole : why the fuck is your phone on? It’s not just rude (your argument is like sayubg, “I’m talking to one person loudly, but the movie is louder, so why are you paying attention to me yammering like a garbage person and gabbing in the place

Your schedule and texting activity is the problem of other people. You should follow your own advice and stay home.

Your shitty phone is literally impossible not to notice if you’re seated in front of me. If you’re off to the side? I still see the blinding light of your phone. If you’re in the center? I still see the blinding light of your phone, even if I deliberately look away. No matter what direction I look, if you’re in front

I go to Alamo Theaters. I will have you thrown out for talking or texting. It’s a pleasure and the policy of the theater I like to exercise. Whine to them that you’re too special to care about the rest of the theater for your precious texts

Thankfully Alamo Drafthouse will kick people out for using their phones during a movie. I don’t go to them, but it’s a great policy.

It is not unreasonable to expect someone to not look at their phone for 2 hours. In a dark movie theater, the bright screen of a phone is immediately noticeable in your peripheral vision. C’mon you already know this.

No, fuck off, you have no defense. The money you paid to be in the theater isn’t more valuable than the money other people paid to be in that theater. You want phone time, go where the phone booths used to go, outside the fucking theater.

The theater tells you before the showing that cellphones are distracting and not to ruin the movie for everyone else. 

“If you’re that distracted, don’t go to the movies”

You are a garbage person.

I kind of wish they had used the Looney Toons characters instead.

“Why should the gender, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation the director is matter more than whether or not s/he is the right person or people for the job?”

oh shut the f*** up... a female hero, written by female writers, directed by *gasp* a guy and girl team?!?! Oh heavens, that can’t be! Men are forbidden from this production!! Equalityyyyy!!!!

We’ve been looking for alien life, in earnest, for what? 60 years? and we are surprised we haven’t found anything yet using our tech? The universe is 13.2 billion years old and our closest neighbor is still 4.25 light years away.