Doge Got His Gun?

Alternate title: Doge Got His Gun

Eeeew, do I gotta?

Or 10 lbs of chicken poop in a 5 lb bag?

Auckerman crossed with an Australian rugby player

No sex please…we're British!!

Just Adam's…

You mean before the jumped the shark?

Chirp. Chirp.

For God's sake, watch breaking bad immediately!

Drummers find drum machines sacreligious

I'll have you know that Little Nicky is the Citizen Kane of his generation, damnit! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

No, Adam is a total sellout, and he's completely aware of it. That's why he sort of pretends to act humble still.

The Van Wilder series is especially egregious.

Truly he has brought about a second modern age of Enlightenment, astonishing the world with his Leanardo DaVinci style mastery of every facet of art and science.

Holy crap, my snarkometer just blew up!

Here's exactly why I find A.S. so utterly repulsive - he was actually genuinely funny, back in his early career, but once he got into Hollywood, he immediately grabbed the dick of Satan with both hands and both of his monkey feet an proceeded to give the Dark Lord a handy and a blowjob that reached epic proportions……

called the shit poop… quick! someone throw the man who wrote that joke into an infinite chamber filled with sex and money!

She's been surgically attached to Sandler's hyper-large ego; no prob, she tucks in right where his artistic integrity used to fit, previous to atrophying as he sold out every last microgram of his soul.

So, if the allegations turn out to be true.. that means that the whole time he's been yelling at Eddie Murphie and other "blue" comedians to stop cursing, he's also been engaging in systematic rape and emotional abuse? That would make him the most extreme sort of hypocrite: it's alright to hurt people, as long as you…