Fair. It’s missing one of the holy features.

No diesel no sale.

Bought a new car in 2018 - considered a Focus, liked Hyundai’s Elantra GT more so I bought that instead - in the market for a second car for my spouse right now. And we’re not looking at the crap Ford’s selling.

just shut up. You weren’t going to buy one anyways. Everybody on Jalopnik talks about how they would buy a brand new car, but only if the automakers sold it with their specific options, and then they use that as excuse to not buy a car they weren’t actually going to buy in the first place.

The simplest way for Ford to get my money would be to make a car I want to buy. But they cancelled all those in an attempt to sell EcoSports, so I’m not in danger of buying a Ford any time soon.

I’ll be standing on my front Porsche screaming from my soap Boxster about how good of a deal this is

I mean... if a swastika had five spokes, sure.

Knobs forever! The fact that we’re replacing tactile features for something you can only control by looking at it while you click is not only annoying and unsafe, but completely unsatisfying. If I wanted to play on my tablet I would have stayed on the couch!

Mk 7.5 manual owner here. Yes on the power. Yes on the plaid. Yes on the manual. NOOOOOO on everything else! Especially touchpad screens instead of knobs and dials. GAH!

Was in Japan for two weeks this past summer.

If I hit the lottery jackpot, my wife would never know. She’d just wonder why a few dozen Right-Hand-Drive cars suddenly ended up in our Driveway...and front yard....and back yard.

I went through thinking: “Are there any American cars, kei cars look weird, and how the fuck do you drive a Hummer in Japan.

who keeps thousands of cars so spotless?

Bank account is saying “no, no, no, no, NO, no, DEFINITELY NOT, no, no, no, HAHAHA YOU’RE FUNNY”

Scrolling through internally saying: “want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want”.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

“Ford is anticipating first-year sales of up to 200,000 Bronco and Bronco Sport models sold in the first year they’re in production, according to the report.”

Just last week, some modded Brodozer kept on creeping even closer when my wife and I were trying to drive. I pulled the right to avoid a stupid fight — my priority was staying alive. He cruised on right by us and he didn’t even try us, just kept on plowing right down the road. I thought about a brake check, but then…

Oh sure. None of us have ever been on a back road with no houses and thick tree cover before. Come off it, man. If you use a light bar responsibly, fine, but don’t claim you got a special kind of dark in your part of the country. My HIDs light up any road just fine whether I’m driving past a farm or a mcdonalds. Your…

Too bad my car is painted Vanta Black. He’ll never see me coming even with his portable sun.