You asked for offbeat, well, that describes me and why I owned an ELR. LOL

Cadillac ELR. She can buy a used one with low mileage for around 32-34k.

I didnt watch the video.

This has been a public service message from the office of No Fuckin’ Shit Sherlock.

It is the ads for the autonomous braking cars that get to me. They are like, “Whoa, I wasn’t paying any attention at all to my driving, but it’s ok because my car is smarter and more aware than I am”. There has to be a better way to sell this tech to people. 

After you take measurements and tell the truck where that sticker is, the F-150 uses maths so that all you have to do behind the wheel is turn a knob in the direction you want the trailer to go.

Got in a family friends 5 series.

Dad has a Triumph TR6 that eerily doesn’t leak and starts on the first attempt...

As an A&P I fully endorse your concerns and would like to add one more. In relation to fuel mogas wouldn’t be as big of a concern since the mandated fuel reserve should be more than enough to drive to a station.

Exactly.

Yes... Rained for the first time this past monday. And when I turned the wipers on, both of them had long black rubber spaghetti flailing around as I was going to school.

There was this one time, where I almost spilled all my secrets on the internet because someone asked me to...but then I didn’t...whew, that was a close one!

Hey. Thanks for including my story about Trevor. This whole thread was great.

Now that stupid Gwen Stefani thing won’t stop playing in my head. Thanks a lot, you.

Marry me.

holla

I also don’t care a bit about the latest M5 or who is winning in NASCAR. If we could just stick to stories, classified hunting, and home-garage tech stuff, I would be perfectly happy. Tell me about the time you barrel-rolled a Nova, show me a list of craigslist ads where the seller got the manufacturer wrong (I saw a…

Maybe I’m only one voice in the wilderness, but this is the kind of stuff I come to Jalopnik for. I care approximately zero about how many valves per cylinder on the new M5 and I care approximately negative nine thousand about motorsports.