May want to check your math there. 132,000 is about 82,000 miles (and ~71,000 nautical miles).

You know there is more than one Z06 owner out there who was planning to buy an F-Type R or M6, but his (third) wife complained that he already bought another yacht last month and he has a deposit down for a Ford GT. So he compromised and bought the Corvette.

It’s like it started to Transform and midway through said, “Fuck it, this will do.”

It was honestly a good car when it came out in 2001. It was stylish, decent bargain, reasonably equipped, and fairly fuel efficient.

Case closed

You’ve never been to Canada?

This gets my seal of approval.

CL ftw

That just looks like Dark Helmet's car.

The police released the following sketch of the perpetrator:

POTD!

Step 2.5 - Rebadge as Dodge

That thing is kind of neat, but at the same time absolutely awful. Kudos to whoever buys it. (Can I get out of the grays please?)

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

No disassemble!

I got drunk and almost put my jamrod in a shocktwirler on a dare once, but I was afraid it would slice the brisket and I wouldn’t be able to father any more skrats.

This whole conversation gets my stars and my heart. I will join you all on the shuffleboard surface.

I think Tesla has opened a huge can of worms.

I’ll join you and we can play some board games.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.