This would be far better with some GI Joe action figures on the conveyor belt getting smacked one by one.

I’d spec it with an LT4. That’s an option, right?!

I’ve always wanted an STI swapped Baja. This Forester only reinforced that desire!

For $750 it’s easily worth the money. I’d LS swap it. That said...it’s a $750 5-series, which one of you bought it?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cooling. So we put coolers on your coolers so you can cool while you cool.

The louvers are tied to vents in the dash. Helps keep the cab clear of smoke. Willie Nelson custom.

So - if I understand correctly, this is the “Denali” line of Buick?

The mirror that’s never used would’ve been mounted on the same door, no?

AWESOME!!!

I thought I had made it clear that it’s mine?!

Mine shares its name with a wedge-shaped sex pillow. Bigger win.

You can both come see me when you need shelter from the waves - I can also clear off some space for that whirlybird, if you need it. 196' of “I’m better than you”. Peasants.

That, too.

Part of it has to do with how we are paid. So much of the money relies on CSI. Now I agree that customers need to be happy...but how good of a survey do you expect when a customers “brand new” vehicle is in the service department and broken?! Or...when they find out that no, the NVLM doesn’t cover the cola you just…

Looks like what happens when a coffin maker designs a supercar.

Wow, looks like that station got railed. Hope they’re keeping track of all the damages/injuries.

Well...not after all the rocket car stunts, anyway.

It had better be in the next Gran Turismo, one step below the magical Escudo.

Neon at 146 mph? Balls. Of. Steel.

Nothing is/was lost.