Obviously this was written by someone who has never owned an old car, for if they had, they would have known that thin brown fluid also indicates where you left your rusting hulk standing after driving it in the rain, and that red fluid indicates the spot where you slashed your hand open when the wrench slipped off…

KICK HIS ASS, SEA BASS!!!

1. That car is a best seller in all major European cities. It's far from a joke.

This is actually why I support federal infrastructure spending on fiber optic expansion. ISPs would rather put a cap your data and keep their old infrastructure than replace it, because they think it costs too much. If we put it into the budget for infrastructure spending, it would be paid for by the increased…

Logic trap.

"Do you know who I am? No, seriously, I'm asking. I can't seem to remember."
— Eric Lindros

Hitting Brian with a car mini game.

Obligatory Simpsons did it first comment.

Looks like this will be the shit, mirite?

English wiring diagram:

I look at this graphic all I see is Sasha Grey.

But everyone will gladly forget surviving falling out of an airplane by inflating a raft.

At idle, it sounds like a tractor, but when you get it moving, it actually sounds better than some 4 bangers!

Yes I remember that, and I loved it. The changes only made things worse from that point on.

Am I the only one that heard, "I can't get this fucking in there..." ???

a-fucking-men.

living on the East Coast: "Well, I need an all-wheel drive car because it rains and snows sometimes."
Bitch please I live in Minnesota and rock RWD all winter long.

Dumb & Dumber, yes!

Brings this scene to mind...

Hopefully, this serves as a valuable lesson for her when she purchases her first dildo. Always open the box and check the size!