And a six word sequel:

I'm choosing to go economical and do this as a Six-Word Science Fiction story:

All hail Casiodorus Rex, dragonslayer!

The parasites take refuge in my shadow. Some worship, others cower in fear, most learned to live unaware...

Crom laughs at your Fantasy movies

Space Quest!

Invader Zim. A bit uneven, but its A game is tops.

I admit that it took me awhile to get into during the first season and especially after watching the other Star Wars cartoon that proceeded it. But once I did, I truly fell in love with this show.

Any good time-traveler would have the good sense to not confirm that they are here.

Obviously this was written by someone who has never owned an old car, for if they had, they would have known that thin brown fluid also indicates where you left your rusting hulk standing after driving it in the rain, and that red fluid indicates the spot where you slashed your hand open when the wrench slipped off…

KICK HIS ASS, SEA BASS!!!

1. That car is a best seller in all major European cities. It's far from a joke.

This is actually why I support federal infrastructure spending on fiber optic expansion. ISPs would rather put a cap your data and keep their old infrastructure than replace it, because they think it costs too much. If we put it into the budget for infrastructure spending, it would be paid for by the increased…

Gloin?

Shipping costs must be a bitch...

Logic trap.

Hopefully, this serves as a valuable lesson for her when she purchases her first dildo. Always open the box and check the size!