People are so desperate to feel a little bit powerful in their lives that they’ll break rules to advantage themselves in a virtual game about intelligent silverbacks and morphing robots, that’s why.

Be nice if they did temp-bans on rage quitters. Anyone notice in the past 5 years or so, people are quitting WAY more often than before? Why can’t they suck it up and lose a game?

The bad enemy teams will absolutely ignore you and for the next 10 minutes you’re basically a god on the map. The good enemy teams make your life a living hell the second they see that you exist. :(

Screw Bastion, the REAL crime is the absolute disdain PotG has for healers.

Yes, I zipped around the map with Mercy, healed five people at critical health in the middle of a firefight, healed a Mei straight through a Roadhog hookshot/shotgun (letting her turn around and murder him), then damage boosted Pharah 60 feet…

“With teamwork,”

This right here, is why people can’t beat Bastion. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen people charge at Bastion, die, and do it all again. Meanwhile, I’m picking a counter to go out of my way to kill Bastion, and if I get killed while trying to take out Bastion, I just see my teammates bodies piling…

Zarya also directly counters Bastion if you can rush him with shields up quick enough, the damage reflects into your lazer beams which mess him up real good.

Regardless of how you feel about Bastion, I think we can all agree that the memes are hilarious