This is really just about leveraging the brand, right?

Tidepods. Because people are stupid.

Yeah, just inferior to the original in every way.

Is pathetisad a word?

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the state of the country and the fact that you had to edit this story because so many folks missed the joke.

Not to nitpick, but shouldn’t it have a flamethrower?

I have fond memories of driving around with friends in my Mom’s bronze Reliant wagon. On our normal route we’d turn on to a short stretch of 35mph road before turning off again onto another 25mph street. Every time I’d hit the gas as soon as we turned to see how fast we could hit before the next turn. And the…

How about bringing back the Firebird for an electric nameplate? Batteries and fire go great together.

Thank you very much for your reply and professionalism. I appreciate how nicely you handled this.

So earlier I posted a response to this article that pointed out an error in the paragraph that now reads:

You wrote: