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How was this not suggested? I’ve seen it posted so many times here, and it still cracks me up every time.

I know it’s cool to hate the GT-R here on jalopnik, but the world is bigger than this one website, and there are a generation of kids out there who grew up on Gran Turismo and FnF who don’t spend a moment browsing this place (yet).

What about all the real cars the Chinese rip off?

We won’t know what really happened until Diana Moskovitz’s article. 

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Local officers were busy pursuing other suspects at the time

He really wanted a driver.

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be

Fuck them. That country is filled with trashy assholes wearing track suits. Russia is the Florida of the world.

The extra two are clearly aftermarket bolt-ons.

Whoa, this is confusing.

GNX OR RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His teammates don’t seem to like him very much. Guy doesn’t even congratulate him - he reaches for his own recognition. I’d be pissed too if my teammate wouldn’t actually play the game, and rather showboat from the half court line. I look forward to hating him as a college freshman, too.

What’s your halfcourt form look like?

HOT TAKE

They are contracted employees. I assume adult women know to read contracts before signing and agreeing to the terms. I won’t insult them by clutching my pearls that they have to adhere to their contracts.

A dolphin would have never jumped out of your moving car onto the road.

Looks like he’ll be getting a lump of COOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!