You know, that’s a good point - I’m mentally casting Batwoman, not a replacement Kate Kane. 

When I think of the discipline and intensity that would come with training to be a crime-fighting vigilante ninja who menaces villains in the black of night, two words that do not come to mind are “messy” and “goofy.”

Yeah, no Pokémon - we’ve got police out there already trying to catch ‘em all.

If this is typical of the kind of reporting that Deadspin 2.0 is going to do, they really should just stick to sports.

The argument that all artists who submit a contest entry should be paid for their labor is the author’s position, as I understand it. I personally have no problem with spec work, as long as that’s made clear at the outset.

I’ve been a freelance designer for years and I sure do like getting paid for my work, but I’m not sure that any kind of equitable scenario exists here.

Capcom has been oppressing the gamer proletariat since the 1980s!

Maybe they’re worried not everyone has phones?

I apologize for my earlier comment. I try not to respond like that, but don’t always succeed.

I’m not even gonna Google that.

I am compelled to give you full points for the pedantry. I’m even going to star your post for it.

This is true, but that’s one big fucking benefit.

“Delivery is no new concept”

It is for the thousands of restaurants across the country that only ever had dine-in service and were pushed into a delivery model the last two months.

My two biggest irrational phobias in life are spiders and needles, so this movie can go fuck itself with all three feet of Gene Simmons’ tongue.

Ah, that sucks, sorry man.

One of the best things about being middle-aged is that I left high school behind when I was 18 years old. For gamers today, it seems like all the bullying, stigmatizing and other dramatic teenage bullshit is just never going away.

I literally started using mayo to make my grilled cheese a couple years ago because I read that article. This is some serious deep state fake news malarkey.

They keep saying this as if falling for a line of implausible bullshit from the People’s Republic of China is somehow excusable. The current administration is in charge of the CIA, the NSA and every other three-letter intelligence agency, so why the actual fuck would they just take the Chinese government at their word…

Fun fact: the 2019 Ravens and their run heavy offense actually led the NFL in touchdown passes with 37. Throwing at the goal line gets a lot easier when the defense is all jammed up trying to stop the run.

If you’ve got three minutes to kill, this one scene encapsulates almost every great thing about this movie: