The absence of hidden-blade shenanigans in AC:Odyssey was understandable, as the game is pre-Assassins as far as the lore goes, but I couldn’t imagine not having it in AC:Valhalla a thousand years later.

Well, I guess you shouldn’t go then. :/

The Aristocrats!

Looks like she was sharin’ Sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease...

It’s not just RBG; Stephen Breyer will be 82 by the we get to the polls in November. A Trump victory almost guarantees a 7-2 Republican Supreme Court, with four of those Republicans all Trump appointees under age 60.

Valve did have some bad luck with the push for Alyx/Index sales coming at the same time as massive cutbacks and unemployment. I’ve kept my job throughout the lockdown, but I still don’t want to take the chance of spending a thousand bucks right now.

Exactly. Reade’s inability to define a specific time or place where this occurred means Biden can’t offer any sort of alibi that would prove his innocence.

But my own tragedy...

beyond making Uncle Joe look bad and sewing even more discord in the Democratic party

if the leak didn’t come from either Sony or Naughty Dog then how did this person or persons get ahold of this highly sensitive internal material?

You caught me; I’m virulently prejudiced in favor of rum-based highball cocktails.

Oh yay... we’re getting History Channel Vikings instead of.. you know, actual Vikings...

The game is called Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, named for the hall of slain warriors in Norse myth. The hall is ruled by the god Odin, but who chooses which fallen heroes will reach Valhalla?

The valkyries do. 

That’s the end of the fucking argument on female vikings in this game.

Good call, should have checked that myself!

This does look awesome, but I don’t see much here that looks like Assassin’s Creed. I know it’s a cinematic rather than gameplay, but it feels like they could just as easily put a For Honor 2 title card at the end...

And in a series that bends toward the sci-fi/supernatural, I’m certain that AC:Vikings will bring valkyries along in one fashion or another.

Mmm, Assassin’s Mojito! Maybe the next game takes place in Cuba?

Yeah, pretty weird. The actor Michael Keaton, his real name is actually Michael Douglas, but since the actor everyone already thinks of as Michael Douglas had that name, Keaton had to pick something else.

What I don’t know is if the original Screen Actors Guild name ‘Michael Jordan’ is attached to THE Michael Jordan…

He did apologize publicly:

MBJ probably has to do that to meet Screen Actors Guild unique name rules, too.