Should have just bellowed ‘cocksucker!’

Surely you misspelled ‘stable genius.’

Yeah, the comics often managed a black, gallows humor about things. HB losing his shit when he gets out of the police van, that’s not it.

Right, there are so many small HB stories to work from, especially the ones that get into obscure folklore. Watching demons invade London in broad daylight... that’s definitely a different take.

I know, I’m pointing out that the trailer seems to offer a solely UK take on things, which is off for the HB timeline after the mid-50s. Even Ben’s accent sounds British to me.

I’m pretty well read on HB :D

That might be the case. Obviously they’re not sticking to any particular comic storyline, so I shouldn’t read too much into it.

The real surprise is that this time the Germans are taking a stand against white flour.

It kinda looks like they stuck horns on Glenn Danzig, hit him with a bucket of spray tan and called it a day.

Good question about the BPRD. If Hellboy wasn’t raised by an American government agency, I wonder why he has an American accent.

Yeah, this. Hellboy’s occult, Lovecraftian vibe just doesn’t come through here at all. Cutting a rather slapstick trailer over a 60s pop tune, I don’t know what would have pushed them in that direction.

It looks like the pic is a stock photo, actual cat is in the linked article.

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH.

Well, Miss USA is representing about 40% of the nation to a T.

We have no time to discuss this as a committee!

I haven’t seen a chilito on an official menu for years, but never stopped ordering them. Every TB in my area will serve them, no questions asked.

I look forward to buying the UHD blu-ray ultimate edition that splices the Fred Savage interludes into the original Deadpool 2 release and slaps all the alternate takes into a prolonged post-credit sequence.

I don’t see sexism here near as much as I do sour grapes. Martel talked to Marvel about the job, wasn’t hired, so then she breaks her NDA and shits on the people who do the effects and shits on the people who do the music. She sounds like a rejected Tinder match who didn’t really want to date you anyway because you’re…

They do. Infinity War had a whopping 22 second unit and assistant directors covering tons of things that the Russos didn’t have the time or expertise to personally oversee.

All black people look alike to casual Star Wars fans? Only bor gullet can know the truth.

I know he’s a vodka martini guy, but I think I’d have gone with “Live and Let Rye.”