That block was actually a news story in Columbus when it happened! They were friends and roommates in college and both drafted in ‘86, so people were wondering if there was some bad blood or something. Nope, Byars just had a great shot to blow Johnson up and took it- story was they even went out to dinner together…

This happened at my Kroger (which is actually in Kentucky), and I must have missed her by about an hour. I don’t have a baby anymore, but I’d have been up there with a Sharpie and my Alias boxed set if I had known in advance :D

Your salty tears are more delicious than anything on the In-N-Out secret menu.

If you win the first set and are up 5-2 in the second, it’s not the umpire’s fault when you go on to lose the match. Winning zero games in the final set, maybe work on that.

It at least warrants complimentary use of the company time machine.

We all thought the environment could be saved, that Nazis had been defeated in 1945, that the worst that could happen in an election were some hanging chads, that the internet was a force for good.

Human Resources.

O-H no you didn’t. I’m an alum and I have to star that.

No longer writes for Blackish, may get to do some research for Orange Is The New Black.

My first thought is how absurd it was they’d give so much money to just a few kids, but then I did the math and yep, $91,000 is about right for four years at a state college with room and board.

What’ll really cook your noodle is wondering how she could get beaten half to death and yet the Powell police department never once arrested her husband for it.

Yeah but he doesn’t know that. Posthumous fame is like dying with a winning lottery ticket in your pocket - maybe you got it, but you don’t get to enjoy it.

I wonder if people who make this comment have ever seen a map of the Chicago area.

I thought we’d have to wait until morning to get the ‘shit on the dead Republican’ article. Good hustle, Paul!

Wingnuts have been claiming for years that Chelsea Clinton isn’t Bill’s kid, so I guess it’s nice he has at least one biological child :D

Alternately, just ignore that one sentence.

Yes, it’s a mystery.

I agree that Zach Smith should have been fired, he was a terrible employee, but what can of help and support do you think Urban Meyer could have offered Courtney Smith?

Considering his son is at least 18 years old, the OP is almost certainly not a Millennial.

Baseball’s full of dumb shit like that, though. A fly ball out doesn’t count as an at bat if a runner scores, a strikeout doesn’t count as an out if the the catcher drops the ball, etc.