Well, they might be able to board Air Force One. Unless it’s landing in Moscow, though...

This scenario is the reason whynothaveboth.gif is critical to modern discourse.

Every time someone pulls the “Obama did it!”whataboutism thing, I tell them they’ve convinced me that these crimes are so terrible that I now refuse to vote for either Obama or Trump in 2020. No takers so far in sharing this solemn vow...

Yep, complete trash. Someone with such a simplistic view of economic policy shouldn’t be put in position to direct the economy regardless of his or her specific stance.

Like so much else, America seems incapable of discussing economic ideas in anything but black-and-white extremes; there’s an awful lot of gray between Wolf of Wall Street capitalism and hippies-in-a-commune socialism. The most beneficial economic system no doubt incorporates elements of both, but it’s near impossible…

Yeah, the school that collectively turned a blind eye to years of continued *child rape* doesn’t get the moral high ground ever. 

I agree completely. What the fuck is Urban Meyer going to do to *actually* stop Zach Smith? Firing him gives him a whole lot of free time and a new grudge to hold against Courtney, it doesn’t do shit to keep her safe. It *does* take a massive cut from her alimony and child support, so thanks for that Urbz, but Zach’s…

“What Courtney Smith wanted was something every human being craves: to feel safe.”

I thought that expression meant he’d be elected to the presidency of the United States despite losing the popular vote... Beto 2020!

Lying to the NCAA and getting the football team put on probation is what got Tressell canned.

You’re actually going to take a run at Marcella Hazan?

Not to throw stones or anything, but Marcella gets this done with four fewer ingredients and no mucking about with a roux.

I would think you can’t possibly have too much evidence when attempting to impeach or indict a sitting US President.

And now Uganda go to jail, you racist motherfucker.

And that’s why Rudy 911 is trying to convince the rubes in their base that “truth isn’t truth.”

The Braves aren’t going to do anything in that series. They’re in a playoff race, just a couple games up for both the division and wildcard spots, and they won’t risk getting their own players suspended or hurt with a month left in the season. Maybe next March.

Does the map have labels?

Well, that’s one Switch game review that we know won’t be plagiarized...

“ruin race relations in America.”

And things were going so well!

Acuna is good, but he’s not Neo-in-the-Matrix good.