“though it would seem a little redundant”

And if it’s not made of ham, stop calling it a hamburger!

Real beef burgers don’t bleed, either, so I’m not sure why Kevin wrote it like that...

I think that would say more about the palates of the people eating there than the food. I still can’t believe there are people who are unable to tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi...

I’m not seeing any factual reasons why hotdogs are the “most disgusting food made by humans.” Only personal opinions.

Well yeah, if there’s a video of him and Putin pissing on each other at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton, maybe a couple dozen Senate Republicans decide to do the right thing.

He isn’t wrong. A standard slider has a very distinct meat patty, something that looks like it’s just this side of a quarter-inch slice of cardboard. That impossible version looks more like a very questionable pulled beef bbq. I grew up in Columbus, home of White Castle HQ, and spent too many summer nights eating…

Yep, the pics make it pretty clear.

He’s got a point here. If Trump were impeached and convicted,* he and many others would be able to dismiss it as partisan injustice blahblahblah. He might have to abandon the office, but he’d be preaching his victimhood the rest of his life, and much of the right will believe it. On the other hand, if Trump goes out…

Would you happen to have a video of all this peeing? Asking for a president...

He’s eluding to Kremlin ties.

He gave them Michael Chen’s passport? Mueller will never catch him now!

Gizmedia stanning so hard for Governor Hobbes! If electing a TV personality from Manhattan with no prior government experience is good enough for America, then by God it’s good enough for New York state, amirite?!

I wonder how Nevin gets a kid’s baseball uniform in his size...

Fuckin’ Jack Morris, man...

If those stupid poors actually gave a shit, they’d have made sure they were born to a multi-millionaire father and inherited the family business like hardworking Donald Trump did.

It reads to me like Kimmel was apologizing to the gay community for the top/bottom joke he made, not to Hannity himself. It was a stupidly homophobic barb, regardless of whom it was aimed at.

Found the ‘Murican.

I was reading for that as well. If it’s not Wendy’s, Burger King or Taco Bell, I’m at a bit of a loss. KFC, maybe?

If power hungry Robert Mueller hits the big red button, he may become as powerful as the last man to hit that button, Kenneth Starr. By which I mean he could maybe become the president of a mid-sized Texas university. And which is to say, really not very powerful at all.