“Now batting.... left fielder Abe Froman.”

Baseball player who is out gets called out, it’s bullshit!

“No no no, Oswald is innocent! *I* am the one who killed JFK!”

“Go find something better to do with your time.”

What you do is raise taxes, but a Republican government in a conservative state would rather drink gasoline than do anything to raise revenue.

“I’m going to have to pile on here...”

Fox News couldn’t get ahold of a copy? Or Breitbart? Or RedState? Or Infowars? Or Daily Caller? Or Drudge? Or Blaze?

Agreed, but I feel that way more because of the film that The Last Jedi was rather than how regularly the films come out. In the OT, The Empire Strikes Back ended with a setup for Return of the Jedi as fans left theaters two specific questions: will the other heroes save Han Solo and is Darth Vader really Luke’s…

“A show’s gotta be about something”

Xavier being a five minute drive from the Kentucky border, bourbon is not in short supply.

There’s plenty of that in Cincinnati.

RobNYC? That is *precious*!

“I don’t think he knew he would do as well as he did.”

As a resident of Plattsburgh, I’d often lie awake at night worrying about how Manhattanites would get from Shake Shack to a Mets game if the 7 line breaks down. Take a cab all the way out to Flushing, in this economy? I honestly don’t know how I was able to get up and go to work every morning with all that on my mind.

I know, right? She’s a TV star from New York City with no prior government experience; of course she’s qualified for executive office.

He didn’t wanna grow up, but I guess he did.

For federal crimes, the chance of prison time for any administration loyalist is zero as long as 45 has the pardon pen. If NY indicts him on state financial crimes, that might actually stick.

He won’t be able to fire Mueller that fast unless he pulls a literal Nixonian ‘Saturday Night Massacre’ and fires Rod Rosenstein first and has a willing patsy ready to go. Considering how that role in Watergate killed Robert Bork’s career, finding an ax man to replace Rosenstein May becharder than it looks.

I’m sure there’s another reason for this move, but I can’t put my finger on it.

I was actually thinking an 8-month sentence seems pretty lenient. If you’re a black American and try this with the cops, they just give you the death penalty right on the spot.