It is definitely a waste of a ship, but then the question becomes: why use a ship? Put some hyperdrives and a droid pilot on a giant asteroid and point it at an enemy fleet. Space rocks are free, and I expect you could make dozens of hyperspace bombs for the cost of a single capital ship. I thought the move was a…

Heh - I didn’t like TLJ or TDKR! AV Club needs to start a support group for people like me...

I’ll agree with this. It’s an interesting film, but I didn’t think it was very much fun. So much of the tone felt dour, almost fatalistic, that I haven’t been inclined to watch it again.

Didn’t he direct The Empire Strikes Back?

Truth, my friend. The invention of the smart phone has meant I spend at least five times longer in the bathroom now than I did a decade ago.

Seems like the Duffer Brothers really need to get a grip...

Kevin Spacey, Louis CK and Danny Masterson were all removed from their Netflix gigs, despite headlining lucrative properties.

Not that I want them to waste times on revivals of those either.

In related news, Fiege also confirmed that water is wet and that the sun will rise in the east.

We’ve got to get that wall up to 36,000 feet!

You know what else works?

I did think that using a black woman in the video seemed rather off-brand...

Got it, thanks!

TL,DR: Stop fucking buying stuff from Amazon.

And Japan is a perfect example of how video games are to blame for gun violence! Being the home of both Sony and Nintendo, everyone knows the Japanese play at least as many video games as American kids do, which is why they have like seven or eight mass shootings a week. Tokyo is literally a warzone from the constant…

A stiff drink might actually benefit him. I know they’ve helped me out the last 16 months.

Opportunities for this joke will improve tremendously when the Braves promote Ronald Acuna.

Tedgar suit!

Suicide is painless, Senator!

I’m not sure about that. In rural Texas, I think they’d vote for a candidate named Stalin bin Laden as long as he has an (R) next to his name.