I stopped reading at ball sweat.

it’s genuinely terrifying that a Fox News “analyst” calling for a purge of the FBI of the President’s enemies is:

It’s one thing for Fox News to be the media mouth of the GOP. It’s another for them to be all out-treasonous, calling for the end of an investigation seeking to determine the extent of malicious foreign involvement in our elections and government (but remember, NFL players keeling are the true affront to our…

Fox is such a clear and present danger to our democracy. Their propaganda could make North Korea blush.

I hope Mueller can get these asshats before someone takes up Faux News on this hot take.

He only wants 10 because that’s how many fingers the good Lord gave us. 10 fingers and 10 Commandments, simple! Toes were put on our bodies by Satan to tempt us with their higher numbers!

Voting for Roy Moore makes the baby Jesus cry.

Oh sure, it would solve a whole host of problems for wealthy, white, old men who harbor racist, sexist views and prey on teenage girls.

Every time a person votes for Roy Moore, God strangles a baby panda bear.

Good point...I may have to take the day off...

Nice.

I don’t doubt this but she may have inadvertently opened the door for investigations into these claims. Republicans are trying to avoid are formal investigations because it will be very hard for anyone to survive the intense questioning given the public’s interest.

Charlie Sheen.

Is there a reason it’s spelled “Tuesde” here? Is that a meme/kids-these-days thing?

“The President is distressed by Nikki Haley’s comments and, in response to these slanderous lies, has lowered her rating on the pussy grabbing scale from a solid 8 to a 6 at best.”

She hasn’t been perfectly toeing the line for her entire appointment.

And so, so delicious.