Waiting for the tweeter-in-chief to post:

Basements? We don’t do basements in Texas. Slab foundations. That way when the tornado comes and wipes away your house, you have a clean surface to work with.

People are dying, lives are being destroyed, billions in property is lost and nothing will be done about this. The oil companies and their bribed politicians will burble propaganda to Fox while the gullible dupes that follow them shit their pants over Saudi (oil!) funded suicide bombers “over there”. We are doomed…

So here’s a potential problem.... if Harvey makes landfall again it will do so as a tropical storm. FEMA insurance covers hurricane damage but not tropical storm damage. Now if your house gets flooded because that tropical storm rain tips the balance from ‘ok’ to ‘no ok’, is it because of Harvey the hurricane (so…

6. When the police are following and/or fucking with you for no reason.

Mike and Mother Pence will never abandon him!

That whole story just floored me. Really? He has to disown bathrobes to prove himself?

Oh dear, poor Tribbles.

I always assumed he was blackmailing it to keep it from splitting town.

I expect someone did suggest sensible clothing and footwear, but all she heard was “yes, there will be cameras”. She’s such a sad little bit of plastic.

It’s okay. He has a closetful of tribbles just breeding away somewhere.

Goddamn that made me snort.

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

Her blowout and makeup are gonna get wrecked with all the humidity down there. Thats assuming sheactually ventures outside, so I guess she’ll be fine. Glad they donned such practical daywear to survey an 80+ degree disaster.

I honestly think we’re supposed to be talking about the shoes so the idiots on Fox and Friends get to point out how “mean” everyone is to Melania all the time.

Well it looks like his shoes are suede, which is pretty much the last thing you should wear in wet weather.

Now now let’s be fair, she’s contractually obligated to wear those heels. You know he’s pointed out how huge the ratings would be if he divorced her on live TV and cut her out of the will. She’s a hostage at this point. She is utterly complicit and deserves zero fucks given but I’d bet money she doesn’t have a choice…

He’s dressed like the racist grandfather he is.

I actually don’t think 45 is dressed inappropriately. Maybe more rugged pants would be better, but.... Mrs. 45 looks like some dumb fashion shoot, especially those shoes. WTF.