Here’s my dog, with little crescent-shaped eclipse shadows on his fur.

Type SPF50 into your Amazon search box, order your things, and put them on

Millennial dogs are just more informed than their predecessors, that is a valid fear.

Yea, some people seem to think that since the ‘clipse has been all over the news and interwebz dogs will be so curious that they will run outside and stare directly at the sun.

Black people don’t stare at the sun.

Did anyone else get told to put pets inside? The news here said to and I called my vet and she said “Why? Your dog will be fine.” So now I’m wondering if anybody else heard something similar along with the “DONT LOOK AT THE SUN!” stuff on tv.

President Obama would have been fully briefed within seconds. That’s exactly the reason he is our gold standard.

This site needs more squash though.

Dvora has been guest posting during the olympics and other major gymnastics events for years and her writing’s always top-notch.

DOWN WITH WOLF TURNS

She good

woah. it’s impressive enough when people can save their botched wolf turns, but this is next level

Yay!

Didn’t even get to eat the ambrosia salad.

Okay, so it’s a little humid.

I will reserve judgement until the smoke clears on Monday.