“Go talk to your other heauxs”

I’m not starring this because it scares me but......dis good Kinja

Does he buy those little goggles you put over your eyes when swimming before he gets sprayed?

I have thought that too {runs for eye/brain bleach} because no matter how much $ you want, or whatever deal you’ve made, maybe the stipulation in her part of the deal was that

I am absolutely convinced she used IVF or some other artificial means to get pregnant with Barron. I cannot believe she let that nasty, fat, pasty orange creature lay on top of her.... She damn sure wasn’t on top either! Ugh....(shuddering)

The hypocrisy around this bullshit highlights that white folks love to expound the virtues of American law to non-white people but they are quick to shit on it themselves in the furtherance of white supremacy. This administration will be the future marker of when America ceased being great and venerated by the people…

This is a bit different than the Comey request. Here Trump was asking these Intelligence directors to provide propaganda for public relations purposes - i.e. to lie to the public for his benefit. In the Comey case, he was trying to directly influence a the head of agency doing a legal investigation of himself and…

Didn’t he ask two senators to do something similar with the media - he had them call the NYT and demand they stop covering the Russian connections?

*looks around for the ‘Shocked People’ hands*

How long is it gonna take?

SO ORDERED.

Hon. Aimaway Fromface, III
JUDGE OF THE JALOPNIK SUPERIOR COURT.

I request that judicial notice be taken of how cool Aston’s are. Can I get a so ordered up in here?

That sucks.

Let’s decode this:

I have to bring up Binging with Babish.

Soup Nazi soup.