No, White House lawyers researching how to explain the concept on 1 sheet of A4 through the medium of stick figures. The Justice Department have a separate team trying to get it down to 140 characters or less!

At this point, I just want to see him go through the impeachment hearings. People still make fun of Bill Clinton’s “definition of is”. What insanity will these proceedings bring? What word salads will we be subject to? I know Pence is horrible. But maybe he’ll be implicated to. Either way, I’m ready.

Hahaha! So true. I needed that.

White House counsel’s office have consulted experts in impeachment

Edit: The Sheriff’s Department as well as the City of Los Angeles owes this woman an apology and a free ticket to sit wherever she durn-well pleases anywhere in the city. a substantial judgment in a lawsuit, which is good, because if it isn’t obvious on moral grounds that this sort of thing is ‘way out of line,…

Wow. Of the dozen or so fucked up things about this story, the fact that there were deputieS (plural) involved makes my head spin even faster. So, there was more than one of you, and neither could come up with “hey Chuck, maybe roughing up a little old lady for sitting in the wrong seat is not an appropriate use of…

FILED TO: Jesus fuck just let people sit.

Jesus Christ this is assault. There was no need to beat up a near 80 year woman over a fucking seat. Those cops need to lose their jobs and be arrested.

A spokesperson with the sheriff’s department told CBS Los Angeles that the incident is under review to determine if reasonable force was used.

“I will give you your cane once you stand up,”

“You’ll get your crutches once you run over here. Shake a leg, buddy!”

This also explains why Asians (in N. America) usually have a generic white name.

In other news: Water is Wet, Grass is Green, and Donald Trump is Still Orange.

Woe to the poor soul who has to sit next to him on the flight.

Flying commercial? How the mighty have fallen. I guess mindlessly blathering Exhibit #1 in every Muslim Ban lawsuit has cost him dearly. And I couldn’t be happier for it.