Ari Melber should invite these “turkeys” for his next Fall Back Friday show!

Where’s Waldo(any Person of Color)?

Might I be the only person who read your title as: “DorkDocs”
It won’t leave my brain: DorkDocs, DorkDocs, DorkDocs
Thanks: Emily Price, Emily Price, Emily Price

Off-Topic (Ever-So-Slightly); butt still in the same trash heap/bin...

I have not tried it (as I don’t have a death wish), butt Deep-Fried Candy Corn just might work, especially if your favorite blanched nuts were added to the mix to offer an offbeat texture...

Doppio Espresso Please: I fully realize it’s quite silly to ask, butt why hire a person as a supposed (United States Presidential) “Campaign Adviser” to then make him a “coffee boy” (?). And what does a “coffee boy” do when not in attendance at actual Presidential Campaign meetings (?).

And what exactly is the point of the numbers on the name placards?

Coldly Off-Topic - Hello Claire Lower:
I realize that all of your writers are quite busy recipe(ing) new material for this most-fine website; however, perhaps you (or even A.A. Newton) might take a few minutes to respond to the various posers contained within the recent discussion entitled: “If You Have a Food…

Okay A.A. Newton, I just returned quite disappointed from my hunt for your “sweetened condensed coconut milk” (as detailed in my previous comment). I did however, find canned coconut milk, but did not purchase because my thoughts of failure-to-freeze-properly were very cold. Perhaps you might offer a recipe for that…

Your lead image is seriously taste-worthy. And thank kindly you for this seasonally inspirational piece (of melon). I intend to try it on a recently purchased watermelon. I also have a can of sweetened condensed milk that has been screaming “use-me : use-me” since I crammed it into the pantry; however, I am off the…