Perhaps as an adjunct to the nice hotel, they might consider adding an olde-tyme southern theme park, wherein guests could: (1) pick the cotton (2) plant the rice and tobacco (3) crack the whip (4) order a black (slave) around (5) conduct a faux (slave) auction (6) wear real chains for an hour (7) in general, just…

Although I do not entirely disagree with your (rank) listing, I would offer the following (listing) as the only real Magical Negros, because they may never have really existed (at all):

A long-long time ago in a (job)place far-far away, my immediate superior was “racist-to-the-bone” and I could not figure why until I actually met his father and his grand-father! Today, I am glad to be away from him - and there.

I nearly lost my head rolling over your steely-choppy comment.

Hello Shane Roberts. That OXO cocktail shaker “looks” impressive; however, it also might be overly complex and very difficult to clean as well as to keep clean (of the previous mixture) during active use. I will continue to use my old standby two-piece stainless-steel containers. Now if they (OXO) want a bit of…

Hello Shane Roberts. That OXO cocktail shaker “looks” impressive; however, it also might be overly complex and very…

Obviously, all those children looking in the wrong direction(s) were given explicit instructions from 45 (himself); hence, the total eclipsical confusional...please don’t blame the kiddos.

No, it’s not at all clear. And the only saving grace (if any were to be had) is that it was “Eclipse Day” and not “Groundhog Day”.

Strangely: I read your title as:
“The Man 45 Wants for a Top Science Post Is An Appalling Homophobic Blob”
...sorry (not sorry) - my bad.

That does seem like a workable solution, but it might be very difficult to complete with the necessary accuracy. Also, you may wish to purchase a time machine so that you’re able to return to yesterday whereupon you can utilize your newly created solar filter (for your camera) during the eclipse.

Now you just know all of those fancy-ass glasses will be on half-price sale tomorrow. So you just might want to wait till then...

Now you just know all of these fancy-ass glasses will be on half-price sale tomorrow. So you just might want to wait till then...

I have it on good authority (the best...believe me...ok, Javanka told me yesterday) that it’s normal to just stay inside, inside a closet with the door pulled tightly shut while wearing that black knit cap (you bought from OJ) pulled down over your face and then down to your neck(beard). Also, pets ain’t care as they…

Thank you David Boddiger for this very relevant and informative story.

Can’t give you a star
Because serious violence
But that would work nicely...

Sometimes, I’m a bit slow on the up-take; as in not until just this very second did I finally notice those three buzzing flies...thanks Sam Woolley!

Just Ever So Durn Slightly Off-Topic: Attention: Damon Young