Pardon me, butt:
(1) Is it legally possible that 45 might could “pardon” anyone (he chooses) for any crimes (what-so-ever)? And...
(2) Might 45 be able to actually pardon himself?

Poop: I was attempting to deliver (to you) a bit-of-gold (graphic) for your most excellent comment (just above), butt the-kinja gods found me lacking and unworthy; however, your remarks remain “as golden” as ever!

(Redacted, because the-kinja)

...товарищ, для этих разъяснений. Вы будете пожинать плоды за свои усилия. [...comrade, for these clarifications. You will reap rewards for your efforts.]

Because You Asked:
First, don’t pay off any existing debts, as they will not matter in a few months. Also, you will need a few of those (debts) to counteract the upcoming IRS audits soon to arrive. Think of your parents, your families, and of course, a few close friends. Note: I did not say give them money, I just said…

Just Ever-So-Slightly Off-Topic: Thank you (again) David Boddiger for always paying (stars) attention to your many respondents. I appreciate your kindness as do others (I’m sure). For not giving a star to those folks (both decent and not-so-decent) who support you (and your literary efforts here in the-kinjaland) by…

What a total and complete sadness for America - and for all of humanity, indeed. Now, after all of his and others efforts (to not deport him), I sincerely wish he could have rolled-up absolutely all the land(s) he so well-tilled and took it, as well as his entire family with him, leaving nothing but acres of…

So far Off-Topic that it just doesn’t matter: I was half-asleep and barely comprehending your wordages when I was smacked (Smacked, I Say) upside my headbone by these simply magnificent phrases:

It appears as if he is stepping out of Marine One (helicopter), and heading off to the White House as he has done in the past...but then, this is:

Don’t be concerned - just do your best, girl. And remember, we’ll all be here for you, just like yesterday...