it’s the perfect nickname. Ticks are also scrappy, annoying and heavily related to Bill Simmons.

Alright so in my defense, within Deadspin chats the Celtics are almost exclusively referred to as the Tics or the Tic Boys and I think I forgot how odd that sounded? I didn’t know it would spark so much controversy!

Well if they were buying into the neighborhood they had to have as much money as he has so he needed to STFU

As they said on “The Wire”....real police.

Not only is he the true Hit King, he’s gonna be a better player-manager than Pete Rose when he comes in to pinch hit at some point, which will just piss off Rose even more, which is just great.

I live a 10 minute walk from this location. Technically, portable charcoal grills are not allowed anywhere around the lake (there are stationary charcoal grills at some locations, and other locations that allow you to bring a non-charcoal grill measuring less than 27" across). They are next to Lakeshore Ave on the…

How dare you not mention History on Fire.

i thought you meant kerry wood. i am quite old.

I remember in a Funbag someone asked what would take more attempts for the average person: putting a baseball in play against a MLB pitcher, or returning a serve against a professional tennis player. And in the comments someone said that they’d just go for a bunt against the pitcher and I was like ARE YOU FUCKING…

I think lack of empathy is granted considering he is in a place of power and wealth so he could change this.

He chooses not to learn. This is not the same as someone who was denied the education.

You’re not about to do that... If a poor white person is even slightly educated and can fake it with designer clothes, a great haircut.. NOBODY WILL BLINK...

blue shirt guy should really understand that if he punches like that he should be avoiding fights at all costs

I agree - each parent should also get $6 million

Goddamn that was intense. The fuck is wrong with those kids? When I played college ball our hazing ritual was all the freshman recruits being serperated by position and having to chug a 40 oz. Losers got fucked up haircuts. Lets keep the hazing classy people

as i posted in the greys, it takes SERIOUS WORK to really put on much muscle. its not easy, literally.

I am so sad that I had to be 32 before I realized that faking orgasms had literally ensured I had bad-to-boring sex with genuinely nice men.

The thyme in the last picture is actually Zaatar (common to the Levant) which is a mixture of Thyme, Ground Sumac, Salt and Sesame.

Damn it. I hate making mistakes like that. My apologies to you and the maligned and esteemed Mr. Berton.

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

"I don't understand. Doesn't everyone work on their drops?"