i think that’s pretty spot on.

does anybody remember the year-end hostful where hardwick told matt and jonah about chloe’s miscarriage? that was pretty fucking creepy.

and hardwick is the fucking king of that shit.

well...i hope the russian women have just the right amount of sexy time with whoever they choose to do that with while they are away. and i hope this racist bitch back home gets hit with a meteor or something else that could easily be described as a justice.

my parents raised me with all this fucking bullshit...going to church every time the doors were open, reading the bible every day, and teaching classes as soon as i turned 13. now if i bring the politicization of the baptist church or how fucking stupid this selective scripture picking is...i’m a leftist and a hippie…

oh sure, control the flares and next they’ll bring *suffers allergice reaction to self-loathing and jumps off building*

I would go with a pick axe. The jackhammer is too heavy to be really effective. 12 feet is pretty good progress!

i worked construction for my dad between semesters during college. one completely ridiculous task he gave me was busting out a 100' concrete driveway with a jack hammer. those two days sucked, but the strangest thing was seeing all the bermuda roots that stretched the entire width of the concrete. i mean, we’re…

holly bushes are bad little motherfuckers. nobody in the history of my neighborhood has ever done fucking yard work so we have some that are majestic as fuck.

OH SHIT WE GOT OUR OWN TANKTANK!!!

I have honestly never understood mental issues. They all seem so...fake? Sure, I have been depressed out something before, but it passed. Sure, I’ve been anxious about something before, but it too passed.

are* particularly...

*flips table*

salmon...soaks...

since my ignorant ass failed out of a different college, i don’t really feel this sick burn.

these comedic references particularly obtuse. you make me sad.

i could sit here and type til my fucking fingers fall off. i’m mad because i was raised by angry people who wanted me to resent everything and everyone else in the world just like they did. i will always be mad at everything because it’s been passed down to me from dozens of ancestors who hated everything and…

tennessee could use some help in the backfield. i wish pruitt would give this kid a call.

you can straight get fucked with this “keeping kids safe” nonsense. i wouldn’t trust you to guard a 7-11.

If gate agents are charged with the task of identifying parents and the children...there is something seriously wrong.

you can’t just copy/paste a default response and expect people to take you seriously.