NSFW.

This is a problem these days- why does something have to be so over-complicated to be successful? If something it's fun, it's fucking fun damnit! That's what we play games for!

I'm almost six feet tall. You'd have to boil the flesh off my bones to get me smaller than a US size 6.

I wish I saw people other than the 6 or so people I work with every day.

Lapras. Lakes full of Lapras in Scotland.

wine ain't got shit on Brosnan

Pierce Brosnan. Aging perfectly like a good wine.

is that a girl I see? No it's just a phallus EEEE!

"Daddy needs to get his rocks off!"

Are you really saying jokey pictures of naked cartoon characters (in an article you have to choose to click on, with a NSWF warning) are in any way comparable to rape and gore gifs of actual people sent to people without warning?

Do us all a favor and staple your fingers togethers.

"I need Scissors! 61"
*Points to headband* "Unlimited ammo"
Naked blonde guy running through the halls holding his crotch and doing cartwheels

Closest Twin Peaks game we have as of now:

Yeah no, you are completely mistaken.

"Tomb Raider, titled Tomb Raiders in Japan, is an action-adventurevideo gamedeveloped by Core Design and published by Eidos Interactive. It was originally released in 1996 for DOS, PlayStation and Sega Saturn. "

It was developed for PC, and ported to Playstation & Saturn. They all…

He's not that person.

He's just yet another one of the degenerate mass that is that people.

Pretty sure he's just trolling, too. Ironic, isn't it? Genwhunners are now such a parody of themselves that no-life morons already pretend to act just like'em.

I wonder if stand-up comedy will parody them in 10 years.

Before leaving the office, Hudson reportedly struggled to pick the red, blue or green farewell cupcake on the way out.

Yes. More titles, and a lot of which are from 3rd party developers.

It's always cute when the lil'uns talk about resolution.

First off, I know this is hard to understand, but she comes onto Shepard in ME1 after one conversation, the fact that she "gives teh sexes" at the end of the game is just the typical carrot design. In ME2 Liara is not the only one capable of bringing Shepard back, I guarandamntee you they could have put any one else…