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Did I miss something?
When did online dating become a nerd/geek thing?

When my wife and I first started seeing each other, she was a model and had a myspace page with 25,000 "friends." Her inbox had like 500 messages a day and we went on, say a weekend trip somewhere and she couldn't check her account, she would be so backed up that there was no way in hell she could ever catch up. And

When I'm on OKCupid, I get a minimum of seven messages a day—and I'm from a *small* city. Of those minimum 49 messages a week, *most* of them will be from folks that just aren't that interesting; there's nothing in the message to appeal to me to click through to their profile, generally. Bad grammar, or the same

I feel like this particular OK Cupid user probably also likes to comment on Kotaku, complaining any time Patricia Hernandez makes a post.

Since we're on that topic, when did Lara Croft change her name to "Laura"?

The rumors were true: Telltale, the studio behind The Walking Dead, is making a Game of Thrones video game series, they just announced at the Spike VGX. It's based on the show, and it's coming next year.

Yep, they mentioned PC.

So... The PC version? Nice??

I loved FFX-2 and much of what made it so fun to play

30 pence, not cents, this is England.

You mean the company that designed Windows 8 was unable to release competent interface on their gaming console as well?

There is zero misogyny in attempting to create a naturalistic graphical simulation of any given thing, regardless of context. Bouncing boobs are awesome though, which is why they've been the source of much focus in the physics department... It seems like going for better actual simulations would be the next real

Pffffft, we all know that the UK consists entirely of London, a generic dying industrial town, one country mansion, and Hogwarts. All of which are crawling with cockney gangsters who look like Michael Caine and/or Bob Hoskins.

You're right! It's time to make sure the sun never sets on British English! Dust off your U keys and prepare to start saying the H in Herbs, because we're coming!

Or faggots and fags, for that matter.

It almost took me longer to install Ryse than it did for me to beat it.

Killzone? You meant 'FPS Generica #32847238475892347'...?

It's not Solid Snake you fucking pricks, it's BIG FUCKING BOSS! FUCK YOU MICROSOFT, FUCK YOU ALL! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!

I got what I wanted.